Too Many David's???

Ok...in the process of trying to get my blog going, I came to the conclusion that there are too many people with the name David. I am going to approach my Senator with a Bill that would make it illegal to name anyone else David. I think this would allow for a lot less confussion in public, on the news, and in my life (most importantly of course.) Unfortunately, I do not think that they would take me seriously or even try to go forward with the idea.

Have you ever been in the grocery store and some one is yelling YOUR name? And they aren't yelling for you? This happens to me at least 5 times a week. Why are there so many people with the name David? I know it is a good name because it's me and look at me...I'm perfect...j/k.

You might be asking why would I start a blog? Am I copying my friend Bob? Or am I just trying to prove to Bob I am better than him ;) ? The world may never know.

-- David "The Only Important David"